A running catalog of everyday absurdities, political facepalms, and human behavior that makes you question everything.
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Everyday Annoyances
When the person in front of you at the grocery store waits until every item is scanned before they even START looking for their wallet.
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Welcome to the internet's premier destination for cataloging life's most frost-inducing moments.
This site was born out of pure frustration — the kind that builds up when you're stuck behind someone paying with exact change, or watching a politician confidently say something that makes your brain cells cry.
We collect, categorize, and celebrate the everyday absurdities that make us all say: "That just frosts my butt!"
Created by Mike Yoder — Loveland, Colorado. Also author of "The Road" by Mike Yoder on Amazon. And if you run a sports ladder league, check out LeagueMaster — the ultimate ladder league management app for any sport.
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